Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:16 PM
Little things that make up part of your life.
Hello earthlings. (:
I had Creative Concept today, and mmhmm, it was a hell load of fun.
Searched my name 'Natalie Ishot' on Google yesterday, and my picture came out. HAHAHA.
That moment when you feel all famous and powerful.
ANYWAY.
Well, today, I was in the toilet when an idea struck me. Yes. The
toilet.
Today's topic is gonna be about the most annoying things that I remember about in my life, and I'm pretty sure that most of you are able to relate to it.
1.
The Half-Flush.
You're in the toilet. In school/public. You've done whatever that mother nature has ordered you to. You push the flush button, and get ready to unlock the cubicle door. Just as your hands reach the lock, you realise that the toilet does what I call the 'Half-Flush', with the remaining of your work of art still present in the toilet bowl. There's people outside waiting for their turns. And yes, it's just proper manners to entirely flush your stuff down. You have to turn around, and try to flush it again. Repeat process when wild 'Half-Flush' appears.
I don't think that walking to and fro from the flush button actually helps me to lose weight, so bitch please, FLUSH EVERY F*CKING THING DOWN.
2.
The Nevermind Conversation.
Friend: Hey, you know something?
You: What?
Friend: *Pauses to think* Oh, aiyah, nevermind.
You:
THEN DON'T TELL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. I mean like, you just made whatever that you were trying to say sound like it was some top secret kept by the government, and when I lean in to hear about it, you dash my hopes of hearing it. It's annoying. Really.
3.
That really, really, annoying person in class.
No matter which planet you're from, there'll be this one annoying person you'll meet at certain points of life. The one that no matter how ridiculously you try to accept them as the way they are, you just can't. They do things that annoy and irritate the hell out of you, and even simple things like asking you a question already makes you wanna walk off and hide. The sight of them irks you, and their voice.. Well, you get what I mean.
4.
I'm tired. Really.
It's a long long day that you've been through, and you're in the MRT. There's an empty seat. The reserved seat. The debate over whether you should sit down or not starts in your mind. And when you finally decide to sit down, that naggy feeling of being Stomped haunts you at the back of your mind, all the way until your stop comes.
5.
Poker cheeks.
Friend: Eh __(Insert your name here)__!
You: *Turns around* What?
-Realizes that friend's finger is poking your cheeks, with that smug look on their face.-
And you're like.
Andddddddd, I'm gonna stop here, because it's 11PM already, and I have school tomorrow.
But I have to say, that we all find joy and laughter through all this annoying shit. Somehow.
Yeap.
And tomorrow's the 24th, it's me and Babyboys 2nd monthsaryyyyyyyy. <3
I love you boyfrienddddd. Although you're annoying at times.
Oh wait.
You're annoying 24/7.
But I still love you. (:
And readers, you know what?
Nothing.
GOODNIGHT.
Love,
Natalie Ishot
